Aug
09

Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade

Ah, this takes me back to the homophobic small-town celebrations of my youth…

Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade

The Onion

Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade

GRAND PLAINS, NE—A family deals with the anguish of realizing their son is a sinner in one of this year’s most popular floats.

Jul
23

Transgendered Sea Anemone Denounced As Abomination By Clergy

Those crazy Alabama conservatives are at it again…

Transgendered Sea Anemone Denounced As Abomination By Clergy

The Onion

Transgendered Sea Anemone Denounced As ‘Abomination’ By Clergy

HUNTSVILLE, AL-The filthy anemone exhibits both male and female characteristics, and is turning our oceans into dens of sin and perversion.