With the economy in shambles this holiday season, I hear the same two questions again and again from my readers:
1) How can I continue to give unique, luxurious gifts that my friends will adore without breaking my budget?
2) Where can I find gifts that bring back memories of a happier, simpler time—a time when all of us could achieve our dreams, even if that dream was to start an interior design firm staffed by headstrong, opinionated women and a sassy black man with a criminal record?
Well, dear reader, you need look no further than FrugalFag.com/Fashion. Why, you ask? Because, from now until Christmas day, when you order a Night the Lights Went out in Georgia T-shirt, you’ll get a second shirt absolutely free! After selecting the size of your first shirt, mention in the PayPal “instructions for merchant” area if you’d prefer a small, medium, or large* for your additional tee. (You should see a link that says something along the lines of “add special instructions for merchant” which will let you add a note, or you can just email me at frugal[at]frugalfag.com with the info.)
Keep one for yourself! Use one as a hilarious and absorbent way to clean up after sensual encounters! (Nothing breaks post-coital tension like a Julia Sugarbaker quote-fest.) Give one to a straight man and laugh at his confusion when older gay gentlemen flirt with him at the mall! The benefits of owning this timeless tee are endless, but this offer is not, so act now.
*I don’t want to cause a panic, but I feel I should mention that I only have two more larges and I’m not planning to print more any time soon. (Let’s just say I may have overestimated demand for Designing-Women-themed apparel, especially among skinny twinks.) So, if you have your heart set on a large, don’t delay.