Mar
31

HDR Photos of Chicago

YoChicago just posted a link to a slideshow of high-dynamic-range photos of Chicago. Some of them look a bit fake, but many of them are really amazing. If your curious, Wikipedia has more info on the HDR technique used to create the photos.

High dynamic range photo of Millenium Park in Chicago by Trey Ratcliff
HDR Photo by Trey Ratcliff

Mar
30

Prepare for the Swedish Pop Rapture

For years, I have been spreading the gospel of Robyn, warning nonbelievers that soon she would return to take the faithful to Europop heaven and leave the unsaved in a world devoid of clever hooks and inventive rhymes. As some of you know, Robyn’s career in the States died over a decade ago so that we might be forgiven for our musical sins: worshipping false (American) idols, boy bands, Britney, and the like. Now, the time has come for you to get right with the Lord—the Lord of Swedish Pop, that is.

Robyn is launching her North American tour this summer and she hasn’t forgotten her followers in Chicago. She’ll be at the Park West on May 7th, and you can buy tickets here for only $15! Of course, with all those damn Ticketmaster fees, my two tickets came out to just a little less than a BMW lease payment. If I had a free minute to go to the box office, I would. Alas, even I have to admit that a two-hour pilgrimage across town on my lunch break isn’t worth $20 (not to mention the wear and tear on my slightly irregular Puma-outlet sneakers).

If your preferred house of Robyn worship is somewhere other than the windy city, here are all of the tour dates:

  • 4/29/2008 - Boston, MA, United States
  • 4/30/2008 - Philadelphia, PA, United States
  • 5/2/2008 - New York, NY
  • 5/4/2008 - Montreal, Quebec, CAN
  • 5/5/2008 - Toronto, ON, Canada
  • 5/7/2008 - Chicago, IL, United States
  • 5/13/2008 - Portland, OR, United States
  • 5/14/2008 - Seattle, WA
  • 5/16/2008 - San Francisco, CA, United States
  • 5/17/2008 - Los Angeles, CA

To hold you over until Robyn’s second coming, here’s an old-school jam that I thoroughly enjoyed blasting in my ‘93 Cavalier through a highly complex portable-cd-player-to-casette adapter configuration. In this video, Robyn works one of her earliest recorded miracles by providing gainful employment to 57 out-of-work CK One models.

Mar
26

Democratic Delegate Calculator

After waiting around a one-room Bahamian airport all day only to have my flight to Miami cancelled, I finally made my way back home to Chicago on Monday. I still haven’t bothered to move my vacation photos off my digital camera, which may be for the best since nobody really likes looking at other people’s photos of palm trees and starfish. I’m still digging myself out of the usual avalanche of post-vacation e-mails and errands. So, until I have time to write a more insightful, original post, I thought I’d fall back on the lazy blogger’s best friend: offering up a link to a moderately interesting site to let you know I’m still alive while buying myself some time. Here goes:

If you enjoy pondering just how close the democratic race might be as the few remaining states conduct their primaries, then you might enjoy fiddling with the Democratic delegate calculator over at cnn.com. I tried several different combinations and none of them were enough to tip the scales in Hillary’s favor, but maybe I’m selling her short. Perhaps she’ll have some sort of unexpected Puerto Rican landslide or get mad love from the North Carolinians.

Mar
16

The Key to Spring Break on a Shoestring? Make Cooler Friends.

Several months ago, a friend from college invited me to spend spring break at her mother’s home on a tiny island in the Bahamas. I just settled in and it truly is a cheapskate’s dream vacation: a free guest house steps away from a completely empty beach where crystal blue waves lap against white sand, trade winds blowing through windows framed by billowy white gauze curtains, and tall, tropical-fruit drinks with healthy portions of bargain-priced rum. And the best part? Wireless internet access that lets me post blog updates, peruse real estate listings, and do all the other mundane crap I do from my living room in Chicago—but now I get to do it from a porch overlooking the Caribbean with a mai tai in hand.

Broadband internet access or not, I might be M.I.A. for the next seven days or so. I’m sure you’ll understand that it’s hard to find time to blog when there are hermit-crab races that need judging, pineapples that need slicing, and some pasty Chicago winter skin that needs sunning.

Mar
10

Project Runway “Make It Work” T-Shirt

Props to Dawson who posted a link to the Make It Work T-shirt about a week ago. I’m not big on impulse buys, but I couldn’t resist this one. One minute I was clicking the link, the next minute I was completing the PayPal order form. Everything else is a blur.

Make It Work Project Runway T-Shirt

I initially assumed that Chris Glass, the guy who designed the shirts, was gay. (What straight guy would create Project-Runway-themed apparel?) Then I found a photo of him and I was completely confused. Then I read this on his site:

“I came out much later in life, and I say I don’t play for the other team as much as I sit on the sidelines.”

This is exactly what I need to launch my makeover show: a small-town gay guy with penchant for camouflage and facial hair comes to the big city for a makeover. He claims to be happy and seems reluctant to change, but eventually reveals that he secretly wants to feel sexy and find true love. Enter me: the obnoxious, flaming host who claims to love Chris just the way he is right before insulting nearly everything about his appearance. The suspense builds as Chris and I argue over whether or not he will shave off his beard. The audience is left guessing as the final reveal draws nigh. Will Chris agree to wear the velvet Juicy Couture blazer? Will he finally give up his mountain-man beard and, in the process, let down his guard and finally shake his fear of rejection?

This could be ratings GOLD, people. Mark my words.

Mar
07

Doing Your Taxes on the Cheap

My boyfriend had an accountant do his taxes for the first time last year. I was tempted to do the same, but when I saw the 20-page questionnaire the accountant asked him to complete and thought about all the documents and receipts I’d have to organize, it didn’t sound so tempting. In the end, the accountant saved him time and a few headaches, but not enough to convince me it was worth the $400. I’ve always done my own taxes using H&R Block’s online program. I like that it saves my returns for three years and allows me to carry over certain information from year to year so I don’t have to enter it again. Although I’m pretty happy with H&R Block, I’m always curious how other people handle their taxes, so I thought I’d do a quick survey.

How do you do your taxes?

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I’ve heard mixed reviews of TurboTax but I’ve never used it myself. I’d love to know what other people’s experiences have been with it or with whatever other method you use. In recent years, I’ve been tempted to pay extra to have an H&R Block employee look over my return, especially since their personal services often come with some type of “audit insurance” to cover you in case they miss something. Then I remind myself that all it takes to become an H&R Block employee is a cup of drug-free urine and 20 hours of Tax Law 101. So, I assume I’d just wind up explaining all my bizarre schedules and capital gains and 1099 forms to some woman with long fingernails and big gold earrings or some man who barely speaks English before giving up and doing them online.

For do-it-yourselfers, the IRS website can be more helpful than you might think. However, the most under-appreciated resource for anyone with tax questions has to be the IRS’ tax assistance line, which you can reach by dialing 1-800-829-1040. I’ve called the IRS many times over the years and I’m always blown away at how quickly I’m connected to a real person who usually has a good answer for my question(s). The wait times get longer as April 15 approaches, but if you can’t afford an accountant, the IRS help line is the next best thing. The only downside is every IRS rep has to begin the conversation by telling you his or her name and employee identification number. They always say it in this Ben-Stein-esque, robotic tone, which makes me imagine the person on the other end tying a noose at their cubicle. Once that part is over, the rest of the call usually goes pretty well.

Mar
05

Sex and the City Trailer

I’m probably a bit behind on this, but the full trailer for Sex and the City: The Movie is now available on the movie website. If anyone is looking for me on May 30th, check your local multiplex. I’m bedazzling my “Miranda” t-shirt for the premiere party while I type this. To my guests, please note that any shoes lost at the party will NOT be replaced—even if you register for a fake marriage at Manolo Blahnik.